Entertainment: November 2006 Archives

1. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Jack Bauer. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

2. Jack Bauer recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

3. Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

4. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

5. Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano.

6. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but only because it sounds like violent.

7. On Jack Bauer’s Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants

8. Jack Bauer sued NBC for use of the name "Law and Order". Jack claims that those are the names of his left and right hand.

9. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.


10. Taco Bell used to close at midnight, until Jack Bauer decided he wanted to have burritos at 2 am.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.